Satyr Horns Accessory
$25.55
In Greek mythology Satyrs were weird horny little goat monsters that were always looking to go to pound town. Followers of the god Dionysus who’s whole schtick was wine, women, and song, Satyrs were often depicted as having the legs of a horse or goat with the ears and tail to match. Satyrs also featured the head, torso, and arms of a man, and young satyrs were typically depicted with juvenile nubs, while adults had full grown horns. Just like their master satyrs were revelers, lovers of song and dance, good wine and good food, and of course, the ladies. In fact, the satyrs love of the ladies is so legendary that hypersexuality in men used to be known as satyriasis. I guess as far as mythical creatures go there are far more goopy things than satyrs, I mean after all satyrs don’t seem to want nothing but a good time, and how could they resist? You’re sure to have a good time also once you strap these satyr horns to your noggin and start chasing dames like the was no tomorrow. These horns are made of recycled material and are lightweight and comfortable and feature an amazing adjustable strap.These horns also double as dragon horns if your more into that. Some sort of dragon monster person, get these horns, make that happen. Either way whatever your horny needs we got your back.
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